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Cathyin soviet russia, mudkips leik havin sex witchu! October 04 Bell's PalsyAs some of you may already know (only those I've been bothered to tell) I have got a temporary condition called Bell's Palsy. It's partial paralysis of the face. The right side of my face only has minimal movement, I can't close my eye fully or smile on the right side...I also look like an idiot when I laugh or smile.
Good news for me though, I'm on STEROIDS and I get a cool, black eye patch.
Now, I don't know much about it myself so just read this and stop asking me questions...I don't pretend to know it all cause I know I don't. What is Bell's Palsy? Bell's palsy is a form of temporary facial paralysis resulting from damage or trauma to one of the two facial nerves. The facial nerve-also called the 7th cranial nerve-is a paired structure that travels through a narrow, bony canal (called the Fallopian canal) in the skull, beneath the ear, to the muscles on each side of the face. For most of its journey, the nerve is encased in this bony shell. Each facial nerve directs the muscles on one side of the face, including those that control eye blinking and closing, and facial expressions such as smiling and frowning. Additionally, the facial nerve carries nerve impulses to the lacrimal or tear glands, the saliva glands, and the muscles of a small bone in the middle of the ear called the stapes. The facial nerve also transmits taste sensations from the tongue. When Bell's palsy occurs, the function of the facial nerve is disrupted, causing an interruption in the messages the brain sends to the facial muscles. This interruption results in facial weakness or paralysis. Bell's palsy is named for Sir Charles Bell, a 19th century Scottish surgeon who was the first to describe the condition. The disorder, which is not related to stroke, is the most common cause of facial paralysis. Generally, Bell's palsy affects only one of the paired facial nerves and one side of the face, however, in rare cases, it can affect both sides. Because the facial nerve has so many functions and is so complex, damage to the nerve or a disruption in its function can lead to many problems. Symptoms of Bell's palsy, which vary from person to person and range in severity from mild weakness to total paralysis, may include twitching, weakness, or paralysis on one or both sides of the face, drooping of the eyelid and corner of the mouth, drooling, dryness of the eye or mouth, impairment of taste, and excessive tearing in one eye. Most often these symptoms, which usually begin suddenly and reach their peak within 48 hours, lead to significant facial distortion. Other symptoms may include pain or discomfort around the jaw and behind the ear, ringing in one or both ears, headache, loss of taste, hypersensitivity to sound on the affected side, impaired speech, dizziness, and difficulty eating or drinking. Bell's palsy occurs when the nerve that controls the facial muscles is swollen, inflamed, or compressed, resulting in facial weakness or paralysis. Exactly what causes this damage, however, is unknown. Most scientists believe that a viral infection such as viral meningitis or the common cold sore virus - herpes simplex - causes the disorder. They believe that the facial nerve swells and becomes inflamed in reaction to the infection, causing pressure within the Fallopian canal and leading to an infarction (the death of nerve cells due to insufficient blood and oxygen supply). In some mild cases (where recovery is rapid), there is damage only to the myelin sheath of the nerve. The myelin sheath is the fatty covering-which acts as an insulator-on nerve fibers in the brain. The disorder has also been associated with influenza or a flu-like illness, headaches, chronic middle ear infection, high blood pressure, diabetes, sarcoidosis, tumors, Lyme disease, and trauma such as skull fracture or facial injury. Bell's palsy afflicts approximately 40,000 Americans each year. It affects men and women equally and can occur at any age, but it is less common before age 15 or after age 60. It disproportionately attacks pregnant women and people who have diabetes or upper respiratory ailments such as the flu or a cold. A diagnosis of Bell's palsy is made based on clinical presentation-including a distorted facial appearance and the inability to move muscles on the affected side of the face-and by ruling out other possible causes of facial paralysis. There is no specific laboratory test to confirm diagnosis of the disorder. Generally, a physician will examine the individual for upper and lower facial weakness. In most cases this weakness is limited to one side of the face or occasionally to the forehead, eyelid, or mouth. A test called electromyography (EMG) can confirm the presence of nerve damage and determine the severity and the extent of nerve involvement. An x-ray of the skull can help rule out infection or tumor. A magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) or computed tomography (CT) scan can eliminate other causes of pressure on the facial nerve. There is no cure or standard course of treatment for Bell's palsy. The most important factor in treatment is to eliminate the source of the nerve damage. Bell's palsy affects each individual differently. Some cases are mild and do not require treatment as the symptoms usually subside on their own within 2 weeks. For others, treatment may include medications and other therapeutic options. Recent studies have shown that steroids are an effective treatment for Bell's palsy and that an antiviral drug such as acyclovir-used to fight viral infections-combined with an anti-inflammatory drug such as the steroid prednisone-used to reduce inflammation and swelling-may be effective in improving facial function by limiting or reducing damage to the nerve. Analgesics such as aspirin, acetaminophen, or ibuprofen may relieve pain. Because of possible drug interactions, patients taking prescription medicines should always talk to their doctors before taking any over-the-counter drugs. Another important factor in treatment is eye protection. Bell's palsy can interrupt the eyelid's natural blinking ability, leaving the eye exposed to irritation and drying. Therefore, keeping the eye moist and protecting the eye from debris and injury, especially at night, is important. Lubricating eye drops, such as artificial tears or eye ointments or gels, and eye patches are also effective. Physical therapy to stimulate the facial nerve and help maintain muscle tone may be beneficial to some. Facial massage and exercises may help prevent permanent contractures (shrinkage or shortening of muscles) of the paralyzed muscles before recovery takes place. Moist heat applied to the affected side of the face may help reduce pain. Other therapies that may be useful for some individuals include relaxation techniques, acupuncture, electrical stimulation, biofeedback training, and vitamin therapy (including vitamin B12, B6, and zinc), which may help nerve growth. In general, decompression surgery for Bell's palsy -to relieve pressure on the nerve-is controversial and is seldom recommended. On rare occasions, cosmetic or reconstructive surgery may be needed to reduce deformities and correct some damage such as an eyelid that will not fully close or a crooked smile. August 30 FROG!Frog is my horse. He's big, chestnut and dopey as all hell. Much like me some of you may be thinking, and you'd be quite right too.
Anyways, I got a few things coming up with my riding and yeah Frog too.
In September I've got 2 competitions: one on the 10th of September at Regi, which will be held at Alton Downs which is just outside Rocky...this one is for dressage (I've got 3 tests to do here). Then I've got another one two weeks later on the 19th of September at Waroula, which is a bit past Alton Downs..this one is going to be only one dressage test and then jumping! (YAY!!)...anyways all being well, I'll actually win something.
So anyways I've got them comps in September as well as a pony camp type thing (sounds dorky, yes but it's always great fun). We're going to learn how to shoe a horse and ride without saddle or bridle...ahhh! Then in the same holidays, I'm hoping to go camping with a few mates...which reminds me, I gotta organise it with Kathryn.
yeah, so I've got a busy month coming up...I went horse riding this arvey and I thought I'd clean out Frog's hooves, you know caring as I am, so that he wouldn't get a stone bruise or anything. So I bend over the pick up his foot, I'm cleanign away when he starts sniffing my butt area...then BANG! he bloody well bites my arse!!! HE BIT MY BUM!! ouchies! I thought it was just like bruised but it wasn't, it actually bled!! there is a sore...I have a sore on my bum because my horse bit it! that isn't something you'll hear everyday, eh? July 06 CampingYou definitely know someting is seriously wrong with me when I go camping during the holidays. Me, James, Kathryn and Stephen all went out to Calliope River for 2 nights...with a 10 year old ADHD kid and his mum, the kid was annoying but very funny: he ate dry dog food, raw sausages and smoked grass (yes grass, from the ground) and he found 2 already gutted and cut up fish and brought them back to camp.
James got all "macho" and cut down a tree (with help from me), then we had a bugger of a time trying to get the thing back to the tents - we had to push it down a grassy hill and drag it (it was heavy!). James was also our kitchen bitch, preparing all the food and stuff...needlesss to say Stephen and I didn't eat the second night, we shared chocolate biscuits, chips and fruit in the tent.
It was pretty boring but not too bad...we played Monopoly and well I sucked (but so did Stephen!) and James got so beat by Kathryn, haha. oooh and matches, we practically burnt everything we could get our hands on, from Monoploly hotels to toilet rolls.
Overall I gave it a 5 out of 10 cause it was boring, James was a bitch and it was bloody cold! June 10 How to eat rocksI found this in one of my midnight internet surfing bordem thingos...
How To Eat Rocks A Helpful Guide for the Beginner Firstly, and I can't stress this point to the beginner enough, start small. I know, I know, you're excited, you want to eat a rock, but in your misguided enthusiasm, you go straight for the biggest one you can find and you end up hurting yourself. You simply must pace yourself! Start small, and then slowly work your way up. Before you know it, you'll be devouring enormous boulders like a old pro Almost as important as size are shape and texture. Avoid rocks with rough, jagged edges and irregular shapes. Go with smooth oval or spherical shaped rocks. I always take beginners to the nearest beach or river - these are excellent sources of small, smooth, rounded rocks. Even with a perfectly shaped rock, remember what Mom said at the table- Don't gulp your food! It's not a race! Second, wash the rock before you eat it. This is a common mistake, usually also due to enthusiasm- you want to eat a rock and without even thinking, you run outside, grab one off the ground and pop it in your mouth. Well you may not realize it, but animals frequently wipe their feet on rocks and in some instances, even urinate on them. Rocks should be washed with hot water and soap for at least one full minute. Vegetables and tubers grow in the dirt, but we wash those, don't we? If you have a rock with deep cracks, you may need to purchase a small, long-bristled brush to get into all the nooks and crannies. I find an old toothbrush works well. Aside from matters of simple hygiene, washing your rock of dirt, grit and organic residue allows you to taste the pure rock itself, unsullied by any other distracting flavors. (Although some connoisseurs prefer rocks topped with a nice lichen or moss.) Also, don't let anyone tell you that washing rocks before you eat them makes you some kind of a wimp and that real men just grab 'em straight off the ground. This kind of macho idiocy gives rock eating a bad name. People like that are into rock eating for all the wrong reasons. Thirdly, know when and when not to chew. Sometimes I think rock eating beginners are supporting the entire denture industry. Many beginners don't realize you don't have to, and indeed shouldn't, chew every rock. It's a matter of simple physics! Your teeth are only about 4.5 on the Mohs Hardness Scale (10 being diamond and 1 being talc). Your teeth are going to give long before that piece of granite is, so don't even try! Obviously, your chewing rocks are the ones lower on the Mohs scale: talc, limestone, mica, sandstone, halite, gypsum, graphite, chalk, coal, etc. I recommend beginners start off with a nice piece of talc and just gently gnaw on it, as a practice exercise. Here's a good rule of thumb: • Igneous - do NOT chew • Metamorphic - do NOT chew • Sedimentary - use your best judgement Non-chewable rocks should be sliced into bite-sized pieces and swallowed whole. Fourthly, and this may sound a little silly, but be sure it's a rock. I know this seems obvious, but you'd be surprised at what you find on the ground these days, especially in more urban areas. Many's the time I've seen a newbie pop what they thought was a delicious rock in their mouth only to then spit out in disgust a chunk of brick, concrete, asphalt, or cinder block. Yuck! In more suburban areas, be alert for such misleading objects as dirt clods, charcoal briquettes, and discarded urinal disinfectant cakes Condiments and seasonings - This is purely a matter of personal taste. Some like them plain, some like to marinate, some swear by tabasco sauce, heck, I met one gent who wouldn't touch anything without ginger slices and wasabi! Don't let anyone tell you how to season and flavor your rocks, but by the same token, always keep an open mind. Your tastebuds know what they like. My advice is start plain, then experiment. Eating fossils - There is still a lot controversy about this topic. Is it right to eat a rare archeological specimen? Do they really taste better? I come down in the middle- I stick to trilobites. They are an extremely common fossil, and it's incredibly unlikely you'll ever come across one science hasn't long since catalogued before. And personally I think they have a terrific nutty, piquant flavor. I hope that this short guide has been helpful. I know I wish I'd had something like this when I started out. Good luck and bon appetit! June 05 wtf with EMO?what the fuck is wrong with people these days?? everyone is now considered "emo"...what does it really mean?? the way I see it EMO = emotional...and I don't think there is a single person that is not EMO at some stage...if this is the case then what is with all the EMO jokes?? (how do u get the emo out of the tree? ... cut the rope) This joke suggests someone suicidal...not all emotional people are suicidal, therefore EMO does not mean emotional. So what does it mean?? May 25 Which Superhero are you?Go to http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/superhero to find out which superhero youare. Here are my results!
I am Spider-Man (go spidy go!!)
I am intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. (HA!! me?? intelligent?!)
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